i can help you get a job

your body needs to go to work.
ill tell you why.
your body was built to work
better get on going.
how else can you make money
for someone else to steal
Succeed in your business suit
no mustard stains on your collar
work towards efficiency
by wasting your time with practicing for it
so that you can have all the time in the world
and then you can use time to……
you can use time to……
……………………..
play video games and watch movies and television until your eyeballs fall out.
no worries about the health of your body
you are putting an end to your suffering, right?
as a gift I grant you listlessness and a life with no purpose.
alls it will cost is your time.